April 2009
10 posts
“The United States Supreme Court spent an hour on Tuesday debating what middle...”
– Court Debates Strip Search of Student - NYTimes.com
The City Runaround and a City Council Run: Where... →
Booze, law, and Houston. This is fun!
io9 - Scientists Discover All-Female Ant Species... →
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords
burn down Truffaut →
Imagine if some of the most manly American films were made by Fancois Truffaut. The Die Hard one isn’t as good as it should be, but the 8 Mile and 24 are great.
Burn Down Stanford!
Houston - Hair Balls - UT... →
Hehe, I got to transcribe lots of interviews when Texas Monthly covered the rise of chess teams in Brownsville. Lots are parents didnt speak english. It all started at Elementary School chess teams.
Burn down non-psychoactive hemp!
The Washington... →
Yay?
Burn down porn!
Screening of porn film at... →
The porno was Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge, which is a hilarious movie. Featuring the world’s greatest Ppppppppppirate hunter!
Burn down bradford pear trees!
Wonkabout: The... →
Glad to see that other people know about Bradford pears, too. Time for the Bradford pear tree song!
Semen tree
Oh semen tree
semen for you
and semen for me
what do ya say?
what do ya see?
Semen, semen
tree
“I just like that CNN ran an article with the headline “Mr. Poopy Pants”
– ‘Mr. Poopy Pants’ and fees frustrate flyers - CNN.com
Burn down Ayn Rand
The Hollywood Reporter: Risky... →
To say “I hate this movie,” one must first learn to say “I”
It’s Only a Matter of Time Before These... →
Note: Babies start as facehuggers.
March 2009
49 posts
Burn down Star Trek
'Star Trek' sequel on track -... →
Star Trek prequel II: The PreWrath of Khan.
'Natural' breast enlargement using stem cells from... →
Yes! This is what stem cells are for. Thank you Obama. Bring it to the US.
Burn down the misleading framing of a camera!
Ten... →
Picture of Dean’s and Notsuoh. Admittedly, they looked like this before the recession. Its part of the downtown retro look. But whatevs…
Burn down Wally and Todd!
Lobsters and Crabs Feel... →
I don’t care!
Burn down the war on drugs.
GVSU student shot in... →
Raid on a 20-year-old student’s apartment. He had a few tablespoons of pot. He was unarmed. Police shot him.
Tequila maker goes kosher in time for Cinco de... →
Tequila is kosher for passover. Let the 4 shots of tequila commence. And don’t forget to drink margaritas, to remember 40 years wandering in a hot desert, when they really could have used some margaritas.
Burn down bowhunting feral hogs
Off the Kuff: No... →
I’m not a big fan of hunting, but this sounds like it could be nothing but awesome.
Gallery: Justine Lai Gets Some Political Action →
I find this be very troublesome, not because she paints herself having sex with every president in chronological order, but because:
1. Lincoln was gay
2. She ignores various pseduo-presidents, such as Tilden, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Al Gore.
3. She doesn’t have Grover Cleveland performing a namesake maneuver.
Burn down the Farrelly brothers!
MGM gets its... →
Oh, so the Farrelly brothers think they’re a bunch of wise guys, eh?
Burn down the drugs inside the Muppets
Jason... →
Its time to play the music Its time to light the lights Its time to get things started with Jason Segel tonight!
Burn down babies!
Contraception Pill Strictures... →
The Obama administration wants me to knock up 17-year-olds. Yes we can.
Burn down beef.
Daily Red Meat Raises Chances Of... →
Uh oh. Bad sign for my weekly meatloaf. Time to start making turkeyloaf.
Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's... →
I would argue that the Franz Kafka airport is just a metaphor for the Tel Aviv airport.
Needle Exchange bill
Burkablog: Texas Monthly →
This makes way too much sense to succeed.
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PhotoshopDisasters: Ninja Cheerleaders: Give Me An... →
Ninja Cheerleaders?! What an amazing film. I had to click on the link to see this film. However, the amazon page indicated that another similar movie existed as well. Cheerleader Ninjas.
The cover for Ninja Cheerleaders is certainly hotter than Cheerleader Ninjas. As should be expected. The first has the subject Cheerleader altered by Ninja. They are cheerleaders (hot) who learn to be ninjas. The...
‘Star Trek’ Fans Put Kirk’s Command Chair in Their... →
This was the front page article on NYTimes.com
Burn down media trends
Print Is Dead: Snarky... →
I hope this is how we all feel.
White House Fountains Dyed Green For First Time At... →
I’ve heard of black irish, but this is ridiculous.
Burn down censorship.
Denmark: 3863 sites on... →
Look for your favorite porn sites on this list.
Catherine Hardwicke eyes 'Maximum Ride' →
“The five-volume series by James Patterson chronicles six teens, known as the Flock, who are genetically altered so that they are part human and part bird. Learning to fly, they escape the laboratory where they have been housed and are pursued by a pack of creatures called the Erasers that are part human and part wolf.”
This movie sounds part stupid and part acid trip.
Houston - Hair Balls - Hobby Airport, Kicking Some... →
“”They try to create a very calm atmosphere over there,” she McClinton says.
‘Tis true. Hair Balls has always thought of Hobby as a lot like the Rothko Chapel — a place for tranquility and meditation. Plus, it’s pretty close to a Taco Cabana!”
Also, JetBlue goes there direct from JFK.
Is Obamanomics conservative or revolutionary? |... →
BURN DOWN LENO!
Obama to Appear on ‘Tonight... →
When I first read the headline, I was really hoping it would be with Conan. sigh
Jackie Mason: Obama's a "Schwartza" - TMZ.com →
I, for one, support the use of the term schwartza by Jewish comedians. I also think that Jackie Mason has been acting like a real schmuck since the election.
Retromodo: The Etherkiller Fries Ethernet Gadgets →
Its a metaphor for the gay sex.
Watchmen: The Last Watchmen Story You Need Ever... →
Who needs rape when there’s Hostess Fruit Pies!
Burn down hipsters
Fox Searchlight - 500 Days... →
Too hipster to function,
and yet….
(Spotted @ chron.com) Wow, unemployment is so bad... →
What does the declining space economy mean for future space lawyers?
Study Offers a New Test of Potential Lawyers -... →
First day of law school: Most important thing about being a lawyer is writing. …
really, judging by the LSAT I would have thought it was logic puzzles.
Pic Of The Day: Make Out! →
DO IT DO IT DO IT MAKEOUT MAKEOUT!!!!
Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered... →
Look for the Jeff Goldblum cameo!
Year Of Law School Now Mandatory For Nation's... →
Burn down love robots
IGN: Robot Love Gone Awry →
LOVE! UGMO WANT LOVE!
I liked this article the first time, when it was called the first half of AI
Houston - Rocks Off - Aftermath: The Jonas... →
Prof. Matusow reviews the Jonas Brothers concert. … And next week, Prof. Zammito reviews Hannah Montana and Dr. Harter talks about the final episode of The Bachelor. … The last one may not be too remote.
burn down The Gays
Editorial Cartoon - March 9,... →
Take that, The Gays!
Burn down PG porn
Mainstream Crossover Watch:... →
By tool, do you mean penis? Why would I use my penis to work on your car? I thought we were… double entendre My penis is mushy, that would hurt!
BURN DOWN VIAGRA
FOXNews.com - Man, 28, Dies... →
Evan Mintz2:28
!!!
best death everno, waitwould be better if they were in outerspaceburstenj@gmail.com2:29
or if he were whisked away by a velociraptor for a victory lap around the world as soon as te 12 hours were up
Evan Mintz2:29
oooh
also, he had a lightsaberburstenj@gmail.com2:29
which had also “guzzled” viagra
Evan Mintz2:30
and then ended it by shouting: “LIVE FROM...
BURN DOWN PLUTO AND ILLINOIS →
Another wonderful intersection between science and politics.